Wednesday, August 5th, 2009
Okay, so today on the CCN site, there was a story about 4 women who were arrested for gluing
Use with caution!
a cheater’s genitals to his tummy. The guy shows up at the No-Tell Motel for a rendezvous with ONE OF HIS GIRLFRIENDS!! She ties him up and blind folds him. Enter the WIFE and ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND. The fourth woman acts as the lookout. Now, I have a law degree and even practiced a little criminal law in my early career. So, I get it. Technically these 4 women are as guilty of a long list of misdemeanors as the day is long. They had to be arrested or only God knows how many others might take their cue on how to handle marital infidelity. Ya’ gotta draw the line, right? But, come on, let’s be honest. Who’s really guilty as sin? Aren’t you rooting for those women? As my friend Nance says, “Glue wears off. Where’s Lorena Bobbitt when you need her?” Oh, boy. What is that they say . . . something about hell, fury and a scorned woman.
This guy wasn’t just cheating on his wife. He was cheating on his wife AND at least 2 girlfriends. Whew! Makes me tired just thinking about the logistics of such a situation. No wonder he was busted.
I try with every post to give you a little kernel of wisdom. But with this one, all I can say is if you’re a cheater, hide the Krazy Glue!
